Top 12 Signs Your School Principal May Be TOO PSYCHED for Chicago Bears vs. Green Bay Packers Game

12. Dumped a bucket of Gatorade on 4th grade spelling bee champ.

11. Fifth graders will be dissecting footballs, not frogs.

10. Challenges troubled students by asking "What would Olin Kreutz do?"

9. Now wearing a mouthguard.

8. Throwing food now ok, as long as throws are "nice tight spirals."

7. Parents must define sick children as "Doubtful, Questionable or Probable."

6. Ask college advisors to include Chicago Bears Youth Football Camps and Green Bay Packers Youth Football Camps as options for "higher education."

5. Rather than Pledge of Allegiance, starts every day with a coin toss.

4. Teachers required to get ankles taped, every morning.

3. Students now enter school through new "playoff ticket detectors" security check.

2. New after school program to be called "Donald Driver's Education

1. "Your locker" is now pronounced "Ur lacher."

Pro Sports Experience is the official management company for Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers Youth Football Camps.